"Get help from someone who does not really care who made your mistake."—General Theosophy

"Presenting oneself to the world in any particular way is the alpha and omega of misinterpretation."—General Theosophy

"One may not really be living the full Theosophical life without trying to produce some magic of some kind."—General Theosophy

"From the human perspective, all of creation may perhaps just be a special combination of not four but five 'Fundamental Elements': Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and Disappointment."—General Theosophy

"God is not dead; He/She/It might just be avoiding your unnecessary noise and commotion."—General Theosophy

"Your philosophy is probably the part of yourself that no one else is really interested in."—General Theosophy

"Disappointment in something in particular may just be God's encouragement toward Something-in-General."—General Theosophy

"It may be possible to improve one's reach by standing on a book . . . but probably not by sitting on it. . . ."—General Theosophy

"Personal intuitions are probably most valid and useful when they tell you not to waste so much time on other people's philosophies."—General Theosophy

"Old age only begins when you start thinking you should get some sort of credit for it."—General Theosophy

"Literacy is good up until the point when everybody decides to write rather than read."—General Theosophy

"No passport is ever needed to leave The Land of Temporary Intentions."—General Theosophy

"'Wide is the gate and broad is the road which leads to destruction'; fortunately, wider-still is the aspirational gate, and broader-still is the meditative road, which leads from any miserable psychological place in daily life to the salvation of Everywhere."—General Theosophy

"Neither wolf-down your food nor wolf-up your life."—General Theosophy

"Deism is often just bullet-proof atheism."—General Theosophy

"There is a fundamental Psycho-Spiritual difference between what you want to do and what your I needs to do."—General Theosophy

"Judge not a person by his or her apparently unsuccessful life situations but by how unruffled he or she can remain in spite of them."—General Theosophy

"Never become a disciple until it is mutual."—General Theosophy

"First ask yourself how you can be helped; then ask yourself how you can listen to your own answer for a change."—General Theosophy

"The "Fountain of Youth" may just be the intermittent but regular disregarding of everything you think you have learned about life thus far."—General Theosophy