“Unlike the secrecy required in the middle ages, now all that is necessary to prevent your esoteric information from getting too much attention in the profane world . . . is simply to tell others that the insights you share are only based on your own Psycho-Spiritual authority rather than that of a Master, Spirit Guide, off-planet Messenger, or some arcane writing which has bafflingly survived on its slow deathbed for centuries or millennia. . .…

“Even elite mathematicians may have trouble losing weight if they are willing to use the arithmetic operation 2+2=3 when chocolate is involved.”—General Theosophy

“If you don’t need to run, just walk; if you don’t need to walk, just stand; if you don’t need to stand, just sit; if you don’t need to sit, just lie down; if you don’t need to lie down, just get up and start running—but only if you need to.”—General Theosophy

"If you would really prefer a life entirely without any magic or Mystery, simply make up a banal explanation for everything which happens to you."—General Theosophy

"To begin relying on one's own Psycho-Spiritual Intuition, a person must sometimes have enough nerve to first climb up and over a big rugged mountain of pertinacious communal ignorance . . . and/or sometimes even tunnel beneath an even bigger mountain of sleepy smooth-stone science. . . ."—General Theosophy

"While you are waiting for your miracle, try becoming someone else's."—General Theosophy

“If one can say a lot about a little, one may be a scientist; if one can say a lot about a lot, one may be a philosopher; if one can no longer say anything at all about Everything, one may be Enlightened.”—General Theosophy

"Sooner or later old age can be used to excuse almost everything except your history."—General Theosophy