“Unlike the secrecy required in the middle ages, now all that is necessary to prevent your esoteric information from getting too much attention in the profane world . . . is simply to tell others that the insights you share are only based on your own Psycho-Spiritual authority rather than that of a Master, Spirit Guide, off-planet Messenger, or some arcane writing which has bafflingly survived on its slow deathbed for centuries or millennia. . .…

“Even elite mathematicians may have trouble losing weight if they are willing to use the arithmetic operation 2+2=3 when chocolate is involved.”—General Theosophy

“If you don’t need to run, just walk; if you don’t need to walk, just stand; if you don’t need to stand, just sit; if you don’t need to sit, just lie down; if you don’t need to lie down, just get up and start running—but only if you need to.”—General Theosophy

"If you would really prefer a life without any magic or Mystery, simply make up a banal explanation for everything which happens to you."—General Theosophy

"To begin relying on one's own Psycho-Spiritual Intuition, a person must sometimes have enough nerve to first climb up and over a big rugged mountain of pertinacious communal ignorance . . . and/or sometimes even tunnel beneath an even bigger mountain of sleepy smooth-stone science. . . ."—General Theosophy