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Permalink Reply by Janet G. on January 4, 2012 at 4:43pm

Expresso,please! LOL!!! love it!! :)

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ModeratorPermalink Reply by John on April 7, 2013 at 8:09am

The Java God has proven its superiority to change the face of humanity. It has even converted a few people from the Supreme Plankton Religion. However, I have decided that is  better to view the sacred extract in the same league as any sacrament within religions. A good sacramental example would be Bacchus and the extract (properly sanctified) of Grapes. One may worship Bacchus, and partake of the Grape extracts. There is no conflict.

Hence, I claim, as a devout supporter of Plankton, giver of all life,  that the use of sacred Java Extract is a sacrament fully compatible with Plankton worship. One can perform the Sacred Rite of daily Java Infusion, without compromising the primary worship of Plankton. In fact: "As Plankton, so Java."

The Inner Sanctums' of Plankton, e.g. Naval Research Lab (NRL) and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA), all have within them sacred stations where communal partaking of Java Extract are performed each morning.

I post an example of the supremacy of the Java Sacrament, including documented historical PROOF, to that of the Sacrament of Matrimony.

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ModeratorPermalink Reply by Deb on April 16, 2013 at 2:28pm

" ...sacred stations where communal partaking of Java Extract are performed each morning."    - Funny, John!   Yes, it is exactly like a religious experience!  LOL

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