Proposed change #1:

All officers are required to have grown up as latchkey children or street urchins. This allows them to operate knowing what it's like to have no support.

Proposed change #2:

The Secretary's job will be to take notes and keep minutes. The ability to write clearly and legibly is essential, as is the need to use the right color of crayons. Being able to draw stick figures is desired but not essential.

Proposed change #3:

In the event of a tie, votes by fairies, elves and gnomes will be used as a tie breaker. Space aliens and manimals do not count. Nor do those from werewolves, sasquatches and other large, angry, furry creatures.