Hail Plankton (Ave Planktos!) - Theosophy.Net2024-03-29T11:46:01Zhttps://theosophy.net/forum/topics/hail-plankton?commentId=3055387%3AComment%3A128860&feed=yes&xn_auth=noReceived from Joe Fulton:
To…tag:theosophy.net,2016-12-03:3055387:Comment:1511462016-12-03T17:30:31.838ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p>Received from Joe Fulton:</p>
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<p><span><font face="Calibri">Today is the observance of the Roman festival of Neptune.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Therefore, by the rights (or whims) vested in me by who knows what, I declare today to be Plankton Day.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Please observe faithfully, and break out the fuzzy dice.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Ave' Planktos.…</font></span></p>
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<p>Received from Joe Fulton:</p>
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<p><span><font face="Calibri">Today is the observance of the Roman festival of Neptune.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Therefore, by the rights (or whims) vested in me by who knows what, I declare today to be Plankton Day.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Please observe faithfully, and break out the fuzzy dice.</font></span></p>
<p><span><font face="Calibri">Ave' Planktos.</font></span></p>
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<p><span><font face="Calibri">Joseph P. Fulton</font></span></p> Joe Fulton just informed me t…tag:theosophy.net,2015-06-06:3055387:Comment:1430052015-06-06T17:06:01.136ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p>Joe Fulton just informed me that the new Hail Plankton name has been replaced by its Latin equivalent. We have reflected this in a new title for this discussion.</p>
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<p><strong>Hail Plankton is “Ave Planktos” (Latin translation)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>The religion remains the same and lives on!</strong></p>
<p>Joe Fulton just informed me that the new Hail Plankton name has been replaced by its Latin equivalent. We have reflected this in a new title for this discussion.</p>
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<p><strong>Hail Plankton is “Ave Planktos” (Latin translation)</strong></p>
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<p><strong>The religion remains the same and lives on!</strong></p> Good one! :-) I think I'l…tag:theosophy.net,2013-08-21:3055387:Comment:1288602013-08-21T18:18:39.842ZDebhttps://theosophy.net/profile/Deb
<p>Good one! :-) I think I'll stick with <em>Love Potion Number 9</em>, thank you very much. I kind of like the whole gypsy thing. ;-)</p>
<p>Good one! :-) I think I'll stick with <em>Love Potion Number 9</em>, thank you very much. I kind of like the whole gypsy thing. ;-)</p> I have found some traces of h…tag:theosophy.net,2013-08-21:3055387:Comment:1288592013-08-21T17:28:13.253ZPuzzleSolverhttps://theosophy.net/profile/PuzzleSolver
<p>I have found some traces of history in Plankton... esoteric yes indeed..<br/>Here is a great hymn dedicated to Plankton... If you see the etymology of Plankton it is Greek for Wanderer<br/>and so I post this song as ode to the Wanderer :)</p>
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<p>I have found some traces of history in Plankton... esoteric yes indeed..<br/>Here is a great hymn dedicated to Plankton... If you see the etymology of Plankton it is Greek for Wanderer<br/>and so I post this song as ode to the Wanderer :)</p>
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</p> I found one needs to use the…tag:theosophy.net,2013-07-14:3055387:Comment:1280142013-07-14T04:37:55.617ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p>I found one needs to use the best artesian water ie. "<a href="http://www.waterjoe.com/" target="_blank">Water Joe"</a></p>
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<p>The true Java worshiper also needs two Pepper Mills. One filled with No-Doze, the other filled with Xanax. Grinding the caffeine to shoot-up the dose is critical. If you get too jittery .. grinding in some xanax gives one the ultimate balance!!</p>
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<p>I have won every "greatest Coffee Drinker" award everywhere I have worked. There were no contenders…</p>
<p>I found one needs to use the best artesian water ie. "<a href="http://www.waterjoe.com/" target="_blank">Water Joe"</a></p>
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<p>The true Java worshiper also needs two Pepper Mills. One filled with No-Doze, the other filled with Xanax. Grinding the caffeine to shoot-up the dose is critical. If you get too jittery .. grinding in some xanax gives one the ultimate balance!!</p>
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<p>I have won every "greatest Coffee Drinker" award everywhere I have worked. There were no contenders even remotely in the running. Rather like the Bat-mobile vs a vespa scooter...</p>
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<p>I have to have two cups of expresso to get to sleep...</p>
<p>Hail Plankton!!!!! We thank thee for creating the java bean! I even give them the Pratchett sign of excellence... 5 exclamation marks!!!!!</p>
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<p>p.s. give your wife a package of chocolate covered expresso beans... This is a deadly combo. Especially when she starts eating them like jelly beans. (or jelly babies), with her coffee.</p> You must be careful when you…tag:theosophy.net,2013-07-10:3055387:Comment:1279602013-07-10T14:36:43.255ZPuzzleSolverhttps://theosophy.net/profile/PuzzleSolver
<p>You must be careful when you try to tame the power of the Coffee Gods...<br></br>If you have any of these experiences or any of the following takes place you must place the Cup back onto it's alter:</p>
<p><strong>All your kids are named "Joe".</strong></p>
<p><strong><span>Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."</span></strong></p>
<p><strong>You chew on other people's fingernails.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You can type sixty words per minute with your…</strong></p>
<p>You must be careful when you try to tame the power of the Coffee Gods...<br/>If you have any of these experiences or any of the following takes place you must place the Cup back onto it's alter:</p>
<p><strong>All your kids are named "Joe".</strong></p>
<p><strong><span>Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend."</span></strong></p>
<p><strong>You chew on other people's fingernails.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You don't sweat, you percolate.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You short out motion detectors.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You help your dog chase its tail.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."</strong></p>
<p><strong>You get drunk just so you can sober up.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You pour coffee on a choking victim because CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."</strong></p>
<p><strong>You can jump-start your car without cables.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You ski uphill.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You walk ten miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You channel surf faster without a remote.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You're so wired, your ears pick up AM radio.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You can outlast the Energizer bunny.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Your doctor tells you, your blood type is COFFEE</strong></p>
<p><strong>The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You answer the door before people knock.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Your morning cup of Coffee is so strong it wakes up the neighbors!</strong></p>
<p><strong>You think on the eighth day God created coffee.</strong></p>
<p><strong>You look at energy drinks and laugh really really loud!</strong></p>
<p><strong>All your vacations are spent going to "Maxwells House"</strong></p> I can SO relate! :-)tag:theosophy.net,2013-07-10:3055387:Comment:1278512013-07-10T14:23:25.348ZDebhttps://theosophy.net/profile/Deb
<p>I can SO relate! :-)</p>
<p>I can SO relate! :-)</p> Rumor has it that the LHC has…tag:theosophy.net,2013-03-09:3055387:Comment:1217352013-03-09T22:45:09.284ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p>Rumor has it that the LHC has decided to focus it's attention on the Plankton Field Theory particle. Names are being sought....</p>
<p>The religious community has started to refer to it as the Godless Particle.</p>
<p>Excommunicaton has been suggested also.</p>
<p>Rumor has it that the LHC has decided to focus it's attention on the Plankton Field Theory particle. Names are being sought....</p>
<p>The religious community has started to refer to it as the Godless Particle.</p>
<p>Excommunicaton has been suggested also.</p> HAIL PLANKTON!!!
Plankton C…tag:theosophy.net,2012-08-02:3055387:Comment:1137622012-08-02T04:44:13.584ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>HAIL PLANKTON!!!<br></br></strong></em></span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Plankton Cults Astound Religious Leaders!</strong></em></span></p>
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<p>"Tara Oceans" conducted a world wide scientific sailing expedition. They covered the Mediterranean Sea, Red Sea, the Pacific Ocean and the Antartic region collecting over…</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>HAIL PLANKTON!!!<br/></strong></em></span></p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Plankton Cults Astound Religious Leaders!</strong></em></span></p>
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<p>"Tara Oceans" conducted a world wide scientific sailing expedition. They covered the Mediterranean Sea, Red Sea, the Pacific Ocean and the Antartic region collecting over 27,000 samples of Plankton life. <br/><br/>From the perspective of a religious study, it proved that there are over 1.5 million separate religious sects (different Plankton taxa). This vast number of Plankton sects supersedes all major religions.<br/><br/>Currently, the panic-stricken Eastern and Western religious leaders have created a major fund-drive to support and increase the Whale population and is approaching Greenpeace for consultations... The Grand, Ancient and Illustrious Order of Nektons has been approached to perform large-scale rituals, in all their Temples, to summon previously extinct nektons back from extinction.<br/><br/>(data facts by Science 7/20/2012)<br/><br/></p> Hail Plankton!! Omni Plankth…tag:theosophy.net,2012-02-02:3055387:Comment:1070342012-02-02T01:27:34.056ZJohnhttps://theosophy.net/profile/JohnEMead
<p>Hail Plankton!! Omni Plankthi !!!</p>
<p>Part 1; Sutra 1: "Now is the time for the final exposition of Plankthi"</p>
<p>Hail Plankton!! Omni Plankthi !!!</p>
<p>Part 1; Sutra 1: "Now is the time for the final exposition of Plankthi"</p>